Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck
Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse. Henry Van Dyke
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Phyllis Diller
Pride slays thanksgiving, but an humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves. Henry Ward Beecher
To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do. Victor Hugo
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Kevin James
To all of my U.S. readers, I hope you have a wonderful and very happy Thanksgiving!
Survival > Existence,
Debbie
Where We Go Now 
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Halftime=twelve minutes. As
Halftime=twelve minutes. As I listen to A game in the background and know my son’s “plan” is to travel in between quarters or at the half…. I’m still laughing!!
Hope your day is wonderful…
Love,
AnneMarie
It’s Funny And Oh So True
AnnMarie:
It’s true, right? My Sunday schedules has been dictated by football innumerable times. Why should Thanksgiving be any different?
I had a great day, I hope you did too!
Survival > Existence,
Debbie